I am a terrible friend. I jokingly invited my friend to have sexy times. He thought I was serious. Boy has known me for 3 years now. He must be desperate to think I was serious. He was almost in his car ready to drive over before I was like, ‘lol my bf won’t be cool with this. Were we being serious about sexy times? lawlawl’
My school hates hockey. I have a test review during the Pens game tonight. Another missed. fml.
Fun note: I think I am slowly becoming known as the “hockey chick”. My friend in my nursing classes was like talking about her seats at an ice skating show and she was like, “you like hockey, right? You know what third row seats are like.”
Late night Dana gets crazy with her similes and metaphors on essays. I am like 87% sure my professor will be like, “Good start, but then you started comparing Russia to children on a recess playground and I was just like WTF are you doing? Put down the brownies, Dana.”